Ranking all the Teams

1 USC
Trojans have the most talent but tend to lose to the likes of Oregon State.

2 VIRGINIA TECH
Just think if Beamer knew anything about offense.

3 CALIFORNIA
Golden Bears should be the second PAC 10 team in the BCS.

4 OKLAHOMA STATE
Program will go south after T-Boone is thrown in jail.

5 FLORIDA
Gators should have a cakewalk through the SEC.

6 OKLAHOMA
Bedlam may truly be a big deal outside of Oklahoma this year.

7 OREGON
Phil Knight is still tweaking the uniforms.

8 UTAH
Utes are now the best program in Utah.

9 FLORIDA STATE
Bowden just hasn’t aged as rapidly as Paterno.

10 GEORGIA
Uga is still waiting for all that talent to win something meaningful.

11 BOISE STATE
Will keep leaving opponents feeling blue.

12 TEXAS
Horns look good on paper except at tight end and running back.

13 CINCINNATI
Should waltz their way through the Big East.

14 NORTH CAROLINA
It’s always a shock when North Carolina has a decent team.

15 GEORGIA TECH
Jackets looking to overtake Dawgs as the premier program in Georgia.

16 OHIO STATE
Buckeyes have fallen on hard times lately.

17 OLE MISS
The favorites to win the tough SEC West.

18 OREGON STATE
Beavers dammed up Trojans national championship march last year.

19 BYU
Cougars are looking up at the Utes in their home state.

20 WEST VIRGINIA
Mountaineers laughed when Rich-Rod was caught cheating and cried on TV.

21 KANSAS
Mangino hoping to avoid a Hindenburg type disaster.

22 LSU
Miles tends to alienate alumni and cause internal friction.

23 IOWA
Ferentz looks for an eighth straight bowl bid.

24 TEXAS A&M
Sherman looking for improvement in the trenches.

25 PENN STATE
The elderly are funny if you ever really sit down and talk to them.

26 CLEMSON
Dabo and Kathleen are running the show – for better or worse.

27 NORTH CAROLINA STATE
Wolfpack get an early start to the season.

28 MICHIGAN STATE
Spartans are the undisputed best team in Michigan.

29 TENNESSEE
Vols are making a lot of noise in the offseason.

30 PITTSBURGH
Good team plays in a sterile environment.

31 AUBURN
Tigers coaching moves have the look of a drunken mob attacking the wrong person.

32 WISCONSIN
Badgers among the best in the Big 10

33 MISOURI
Tigers may have missed their chance.

34 ARIZONA STATE
Erickson’s goal is to coach another seven teams before he settles on a permanent stop.

35 NOTRE DAME
They may never bet USC again.

36 ARKANSAS
Pigs run off good coaches and hire other coaches.

37 TEXAS TECH
Raiders turned in their worst performance last year in the biggest game in their history.

38 COLORADO
Buffs were destroyed by injury last year.

39 MIAMI
The once proud program still boasts a handful of athletes.

40 EAST CAROLINA
Skippy Holtz learned coachspeak from the best.

41 NEVADA
Wolfpack gambling on some big nonconference victories.

42 UCLA
Don’t bet against Slick Rick’s plan to reclaim Los Angeles in the coming years.

43 NORTHWESTERN
Wildcats look for another Rose Bowl berth.

44 ARIZONA
The younger Stoops has lived in anonymity for a few years.

45 BOSTON COLLEGE
Notre Dame’s little bitty brother has been a nice program over the years.

46 VANDERBILT
Commodores don’t belong in the SEC, but have shown some promise lately.

47 NEBRASKA
Overproduction of corn due to farm subsidies blamed for obesity in the United States.

48 MARYLAND
Ralph Friedgen forfeited his sumo match against Mark Mangino.

49 STANFORD
Cardinal hoping for some defensive help in pass happy PAC 10.

50 ILLINOIS
Illini could benefit from a week Big 10 this year.

51 SOUTH CAROLINA
Never, ever, count out the Old Ball Coach.

52 Alabama
Utah was a much more physical team than The Tide last season.

53 TCU
Frogs turn in nice seasons but are still an afterthought in Texas.

54 TULSA
Shocking how long Coach Graham has been living on Tulsa time.

55 SOUTH FLORIDA
Bulls are hoping to trample Florida State in game 3.

56 KANSAS STATE
Bill Snyder has already improved KSU’s relationship with street agents.

57 WAKE FOREST
Demons open against Baptists in a classic evil vs evil matchup.

58 AIR FORCE
Air Force more effective in ground attacks.

59 VIRGINIA
Ron Prince brings his magic to the Cavaliers’ sideline.

60 RUTGERS
Eat a lot of food and watch the Rutgers ball team get it on.

61 MINNESOTA
Gophers escape that trash bag dome this year.

62 HOUSTON
Cougars are dealing with pollution and suburban sprawl.

63 KENTUCKY
Wildcats have no interest in their football program.

64 MICHIGAN
Sure, they have talent, it’s just not evident when you watch their games.

65 COLORADO STATE
Rams seem to lose interest in the season after the Colorado game.

66 SOUTHERN MISS
Firing Jeff Bower will haunt this program for years.

67 NAVY
Navy could beat Notre Dame again.

68 NEW MEXICO
Lobos hoping to rebound from a poor year 2008.

69 LOUISVILLE
Cardinals keep sliding down these rankings.

70 WASHINGTON
Huskies will eventual challenge USC for the PAC 10, but not this year.

71 FRESNO STATE
Pat Hill will play anybody, including UC Davis.

72 LOUISIANA TECH
Hoping to build on Independence Bowl win.

73 ARKANSAS STATE
Red Wolves could do damage in the Sunbelt.

74 CONNECTICUT
Huskies caught cheating in basketball. Is football far behind?

75 IOWA STATE
Cyclones are second worst team in the Big 12.

76 PURDUE
Boilermakers are heading the way of the entire Big 10.

77 HAWAII
Without June Jones, Rainbows can win with integrity.

78 WASHINGTON STATE
Rain is constantly falling on the Cougar program.

79 OHIO
Bobcats hampered by geography and the MAC.

80 UTEP
People don’t know what Price does when he goes to Juarez.

81 CENTRAL MICHIGAN
Chippewas hoping to overtake Wolverines in Michigan.

82 UAB
Will win some meaningful CUSA games.

83 UCF
Will eventually replace Miami in Florida pecking order.

84 BUFFALO
Gill hoping to move on after this season.

85 TROY
The wooden horse play would surely draw a flag.

86 MIDDLE TENNESSEE STATE
This program could be on the rise.

87 ARMY
Hoping the season goes better than Afghanistan.

88 MARSHALL
McConaughey was the wrong man for that movie.

89 TOLEDO
Tim Beckman tries to restore good times in Toledo.

90 FLORIDA ATLANTIC
Just another bad generic Florida school.

91 MEMPHIS
Tigers will be singing the blues unless returning punts.

92 WYOMING
Cowboys don’t have much of a recruiting base.

93 BOWLING GREEN
Falcons are bad but could still win 4 games

94 DUKE
Honestly, who believes those lacrosse kids were innocent?

95 UL LAFAYETTE
They’ll kick Monroe’s ass this year

96 AKRON
Zips sometimes capable of an upset

97 SAN DIEGO STATE
Great party school if you’re into that type of thing

98 SMU
Jones already banned from recruiting some Texas High Schools

99 SAN JOSE STATE
Some SoCal leftovers are good players

100 TULANE
Wave tries to rebuild New Orleans

101 RICE
Smallest D1 school doesn’t have a chance

102 BALL STATE
Even checks from Letterman don’t help much.

103 BAYLOR
Big 12 doormat can’t turn the corner.

104 UNLV
Fine hotel management school, poor football team.

105 INDIANA
Basketball school isn’t good at basketball, either.

106 WESTERN MICHIGAN
Down year for all Michigan schools.

107 SYRACUSE
Jim Brown says racism has killed this program

108 WESTERN KENTUCKY
New entry needs to climb the ladder

109 TEMPLE
The Cherry and White might burst this year.

110 NORTHERN ILLINOIS
The Big 10 leftovers are getting worse every year.

111 IDAHO
Vandals defense as strong as mashed potatoes.

112 UTAH STATE
Other Utah schools are good, Aggies are not.

113 FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL
Too many schools in Florida these days

114 KENT STATE
Offense gets gunned down every game.

115 UL MONROE
School is not known for football or anything else.

116 NEW MEXICO STATE
Aggies need to draw a line in the desert sand

117 MIAMI
This is the other Miami.

118 EASTERN MICHIGAN
The worst team in Michigan – and that is saying a lot.

119 NORTH TEXAS
Southlake has better players.

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