Big Game this week huh Gus? I see you got you one of them hats what don’t have a top on it too? Gawwwwleee Bumm I sure am excited to be a coachin with you!
Huuuugh…I ..suuurree…am…. firrred…. Up. Sorry, iiivvee been in fronnt of the..super computer awhile…strat..*yawn* strategizing…
Hell boy! You ol Auburn Eggheads are slower than my mamas molasses! You need a game face!! Dang. You know afore a big ol game like this un here, I like to jus put on a big ol gameday face! You gotta smile man! Like this here see? !!
I never was a big.. smiler. Really. Pythagorus wasn’t either. Now that I think.. about it. Fantastic theroems.. (*lets see 144428273 square root is ..but with angle of demarcations, calclualtingcalculating..)
Awww heck buck up Nerdy lil buddy!! Did you know I coached a college game against U of Alabama last week? Im still smilin!! You know, sometimes when I get fired up, I make a mean face—you know like your playin Alabama, and you don’t put up no points, and your Quarterback is a Gay? Well I just make a big ol mean face like im takin a 4qtr catfish buffet Poopie!!
Oh.. I don’t know..Could cause reverse influx cardiovascularity pulmonary ..12388—8847272984dvidiing dividing..pilons..77989280-02,008898..hmm
Like Thiis? *Mmrp*tinkle* This good?
HAWHAAAAWWWHAW Naw Naw man! You lookin like you use a damn French hineywarsh or something! That’s what ol Bo uses. Nasty ol Gay.
Now look Look at Ol Verney! That theres a boy that can eat a ten penny nail & shit out a barbed wire fence!
Ohhhh NOoo don’t you boys bring me into this! We’ve got a marquis matchup this week & I just want to see you gentlemen prepare!
C’mon Verne *HNNNHH! UGHNNNNNNHH!!* Gameday Poopie face!! HNNGHH!
Sweet Sassafrass your ass… CAll a Vet.. now..
Im really.. getting a little worried Hugh. Verne. Something bad might happen lets Retract the velocity of the visceral forcible visible pressurizations..
Hey Coachessssss I heard lawt of Noisssssse…. What are u guysssss um doooing?
This is goin worse than last saturday.. Lordamercy…
This here’s man stuff bobo you get outta here.
Psst: hey boy don’t let that ol gay anywhere near me K?
Back in the closet til Saturday Bo.