On a blistering summer day in 1954, a swearing Bear Bryant reached into the scalding sands of Junction, Texas and plucked from the depths of hell a multi-headed demonswine. After years of thrashings and bourbon-fueled tirades administered by Bryant himself, the petulant peccaries reached a plane of consciousness never before achieved. Well, maybe not, but they are wont to bullshit a good deal about Texas Aggie sports.
Only the brave and foolhardy will join them in their descent into the bowels of Aggiedom. All questions, concerns, and stock tips should be sent to firstname.lastname@example.org. Don’t expect a reply unless you include the stock tips. Honestly, we don’t expect anyone to email us any complaints because then we’d have your email address and would probably sign you up for some sort of Gay Porn of the Month Club if you were too much of a dick.
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and supporting the Fightin’ Texas Aggies! Wooo!